Friday, January 27, 2006

Are you CRAZY?!

ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR FREEKIN' MINDS?!?!?!

ok...deep breath........

.......breathe in........

.......breathe out......

I refer you to my last post. In this post I attempted to add a bit of humor which apparently most of you missed. Whoosh! Right over your head. May I now refer you to my profile. "43 yr old mother" (actually now it's 44) Which one of you, in your right mind, would think that I would even in my wildest imagination think of trying out for the tv show Survivor? And have you seen where this episode is to take place? Australia!!! Australia for heavens sake! Do you know what that means? DO you?!
Australia = snakes
SNAKES! I hate snakes!!!

There are many things I would do for 1 Million $$$, but being stranded in the outbacks of the Austrailian wilderness is not one of them. Nope, sorry people, no way. Put me on Fear Factor and make me eat Buffalo testicles, or make a fool out of me on Who Wants to be a Millionaire where I call a friend on the first question, or even Trading Spouses with Tipper Gore (a week with Al? I may have to re-think this one) but no galavanting in bare material with the cannibals of the outback among long slithery things.

Call me next year when they move it to the Caribbean and I can smuggle in a Pina Colada!

***Now here's the really funny part --- I only know it's taking place in Australia because after a few of your encouraging remarks I thought to myself "Hmmm....I wonder" and proceeded to look up some info on the internet. Yea, go ahead and laugh....I bet I won't see any of you on there! :P

8 comments:

chesneygirl said...

LMAO!!!!

But I still think you should try out! ;)

4evergapeach said...

ok Ches, I'll make a deal with you. You go and try out with me, then I'll go.
(I think I'm pretty safe people!)

steelcowboy said...

Not me, I'll be home *not watching it* on TV :)

Pirate said...

man and i was going to bet the mortgage on you.

McSwain said...

Yes, you and Ches should both go.

Rachel said...

Well shucks, I figured if you thought you could do it that I'd cheer you on! Like I said, I don't watch that stuff. Imagine eating bugs and such. Yuck! I'd rather tackle a snake myself!

David said...

Well hells bells, I figured it was tonge-in-cheek, but why not give it a try and become young again. LOL

FTS said...

Forget the snakes. Those crocs are pretty imposing. :p