Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I will survive!


It seems “Survivor” is having a casting call in my area in the near future. Hmm….an all expense paid trip to a deserted tropical island. This may have it’s possibilities. Lets look at this point by point –
Firstly, I live with 3 hormone raged teenagers with a double dose of attitude and a husband with, what I suspect to be, undiagnosed bipolar disorder, so the other contestants will be a piece of cake.
Speaking of cake, I’m trying to loose a few extra pounds. What better way than to stick me on an island where I’ll have to hunt and forage for my food. The pounds will be falling off!
I’m a fairly simple person not used to the luxuries of life – no cable or dish, strictly local tv stations we can reach with a metal pole stuck in the sky. I have to bear the harsh elements of rain, snow and wind to get to my garage (seeing as how it is not attached). Going a few weeks without shaving my legs won’t even phase me. To look at them now you would swear I was a close relative of Sasquatch. (Hey, it’s winter and long pants will cover them up till warmer temps come around). I drink my coffee black, so I don’t have to worry about stowing away sugar packets and creamers. (There had better be coffee or we’ll just call the whole thing off NOW!) Plus, I LOVE the outdoors and camping!

So, what do you think? Now to be honest, I’ve never seen the show (I really haven’t!), but a few weeks taking it easy, not having to cook and clean, not having to worry about the kids….well, it sounds like a vacation to me!

9 comments:

curious servant said...

Might you go through blog withdrawals?

4evergapeach said...

I thought of that CS, but just think of the stories I'll have to tell when I get back. Not to mention the quality prayer time I would have! :)

Monique said...

Go for it!!! Amazing Race is the reality show I'd love to do, though.

FTS said...

OKay, so you could live without the TV and other luxuries... but how about the computer? ;)

Rachel said...

I have never watched the show so I don't know what you have to do.

Hey, go for it. Like you said, it'll make great stories, especially if you get so hungry you start eating bugs and such.

Pirate said...

my money is on you but pay the damn taxes if you win.

Live, Love, Laugh said...

you make me laugh!! Great post, I love this picture, I am ready to go!!

chesneygirl said...

I think since you've never seen the show, you have a REALLY good chance of getting on. They like things like that.

GO FOR IT PAT!!! Really! I think you'd do fantastic! :)

David said...

So go for it - just don't become Richard Hatch LOL.