Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Achieving Calmness


Calmness in our lives ~

I am passing this on to you because I’m told it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel.




Thanks to my sister for sharing this with me

5 comments:

Libby said...

aww, jeez, pat! you had me goin on that one...til i read 'bottle of merlot'....
;-D

MissKris said...

LOL! I have to agree with Libby...I thought maybe you and Dr. Phil had stumbled across the Secret of the Universe, haha! What a good laugh that one was, for sure. And thanks for the lovely comment on friendship, Pat...good friendships ARE something to cherish! (((HUG)))

Tracey said...

Oh, I love it! Sadly, there's never any chocolate left unfinished in my house, or I'd be destressing right now before breakfast!

chesneygirl said...

Next time you need to finish off all this stuff...call me, I'll come help!!! :)

Rachel said...

Lucky you are still alive after all that!!! Teehee!!